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Lyon… France

 I know it’s bad form to offer advice, but after three weeks in France, I recommend y’all spend as many lazy days in Lyon as you can afford. The food! Holy hell, the food. Paul Bocuse, freshly baked croissants, ateliers, … Continue reading

August 15, 2024

Flickered

“I used to live across the street from this giant old church, and it had a light on the front that always flickered. You couldn’t see it during the day, but at night it was annoying. It didn’t bother me … Continue reading

October 23, 2020

TWO HITS OF ACID IN CAMBODIA (Prologue)

I’m naked. I hover my quivering anus over a toilet with no seat, in a ten-dollar-a-night hut, on an island surrounded by glow-in-the-dark plankton off the coast of Cambodia. Moonlight illuminates my edges while humidity runs roughshod on my sinuses. It’s … Continue reading

October 22, 2020

The Problem with America

The problem with America isn’t straight white men; it’s straight white religious wealthy racist men and women who’ve convinced low-income, middle-class, and upper-middle-class white people that they’re better than other races. Hating each other because of race distracts us from … Continue reading

May 18, 2022

“Pocket full of Crumbs” by: A.I. Vorderbruggen

I wanted to write a short story with the help of A.I. about a criminal who ignores his major crimes and focuses on the stealing of cookies from gas stations. Holy shit, did this shit get dark. “Pocket Full of … Continue reading

January 24, 2024

I went to the opera, so you don’t have to—a review of New York City in 2024 by A.I. Vorderbruggen

Ah, New York City, Disneyland for intellectuals. Where the city lights are brighter than your Aunt Mildred’s teeth after her latest whitening treatment. Recently, I embarked on a cultural journey that left me more entertained than a cat chasing a … Continue reading



Child Magician Becomes Man of His Word… kinda

In the Fall of 1999, the shooting star of the Upper-Midwest sleight-of-hand and magical arts scene, Nicholas Anthony, was looking to make a name for himself and had a dream. So the young magician prodigy boldly claimed—to a non-Pulitzer Prize-winning … Continue reading

February 20, 2022

 

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